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RACE: NFS khelo.. khud jaan jaao


Its a RACE to be the first to post a review. [:P] , So, DGrail, KilliBoy here I am...on a mission

"Maine humesha reviews jeetne ke liye likhe hai, aur isliye main hi jeeta hun"


THE PLOT:

So, Its an Abbas-Mustan flick...And this time they present an F-1 race. Or should we call it..NFS. Yes, NFS would suit better. And we have two teams.

Racers: Stud Bro-SAif, Dumb Babe-Katrina, Hot Babe-Bips and WigBoy-Akshaye.

Race Marshalls: Frooti- Anil Kapoor and Pakao - Sameera Reddy

Circuit 1: Horse Race Track

Initially all racers belong to one team. After a routine pit stop (song n dance flick), they pipque rival number 1: Dalip Tahil at the chequered flag.


Circuit 2: Pehli Nazar Main Track

Victory has resulted in a divide in the Team. Breakaway team is formed by Wigboy and HotBabe.(Akshaye n Bips). It results in a pathetic picturisation of the Atim Aslam number. Too bad!


Circuit 3: Cape Town Track

Schemes are planned for the Sunday race between StudBoy and DumbBabe (Saif n Kats). Espionage is on the rise. Suddenly, teams change, now Hot Babe (Bips) is back with StudBoy, while WigBoy gets DumbBabe, who isnt as dumb as she seems.


The race marshalls arrive,with yellow flags...rather yellow fruits. Teams continue to chop and change, all combinations are tried, however there is no clear winner.


Its finally left for one big race...on a clear track...with 2 cars..StudBoy vs WigBoy. The winner gets the coveted $200mn.


PROs:

1) Saif Ali Khan: Clearly, a winner. This is one of his coolest act in recent times.

2) Twisters: As expected in an Abbas-Mustan flick, there are doses of thrill. Every ten minutes the scenario of the movie changes. Also, they race ahead of the audience as far as the imagination goes.

3) Cars: Any 4-wheeler freak will vouch for this.


CONS:

1) Twists too many.

2) Terrible comic element in the form of Anil Kapoor and Sameera. Johny Lever does a better job in the 2 min. sequence.

3) Akshaye Khanna: He should retire from A-M flicks. There is no change from the character he plays in Humraaz or Naqaab. Also, his wig looks like Pran's hairdo at times.

4) Pritam's music. Apart from Pehli Nazar and Race Sanson ki, the other songs are "shift delete" types.


Final Statement:

Too many twists and turns.

The critique almost mourns.


Atlee Rating: 2/5

5 comments:

neha2go said...

watever!!!!!!!
kuch nahi samjha....

killi said...

Hey!! nice witty review.. lets see wht the regulars(Nikhat kazmi, Khalid and taran adarsh) come up with :-)

Max said...

2/5 is harsh... atleat 3 to banta hai... has all the ingredients of a masala movie...

killi said...

Hey !! Nikhat kazmi has given 3.5 @
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/moviereview/2888134.cms

UnderEmployed Sunny said...

Atul .... Kya Pakau movie hai yaar ... First half was a little gripping ... second half sucked Big time ... probably the worst Abbas-Mustan flick ever ...
was as bad as Mithya and some of the other 08 flicks ...

nyways pros for the movie was the ever so Hot "My Katrina" though she wasnt around much :(

wating for Krazzzy4 ... hopefully arashad wasi wont disappoint as he did in Sunday ...

 
 
 

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